Will it work as well as the name makes me laugh?

My poor baby girl's just one of those babies that gets a diaper rash easily. While of course I want it to go away, I got a little bit excited when I remembered, "hey, I can finally have a reason to buy that cool stuff from Least Likely 2 Breed!"
Above, you'll see the Bad Ass Booty Balm I'll be trying out. And below, a little something for my pregnant-with-twins best friend.